Saturday, December 3, 2011

They're Watching

THE MAN says that you are paranoid for thinking that he is spying on you.

But if THE MAN knows that you suspect that he is spying on you, how did THE MAN discover this information in the first place?

By spying on you, of course.

Therefore, your supposed paranoia is technically not paranoia at all (Remember, if you they really are out to get you, then you are not paranoid...just observant.).

So don't ever let THE MAN accuse you of paranoia without first producing evidence of this. And once he produces evidence of this, you know for sure that you are definitely not paranoid. Of course, you still could be obsessive compulsive, depressive, perverse, antisocial, megalomaniacal, and even border-line psychotic....

But you are most assuredly not paranoid.

quod erat demonstrandum.


  1. Wrong. They can be spying on you and you can also still be paranoid. The two are not mutually exclusive.

  2. the man is always watching, waiting for the moment when you let your guard down so that he can do you in. but if you know that the man is watching then you can fuck with his mind. the man really hates that.